Botetourtsquat.com Website Review

Botetourt Squat celebrates 7th consecutive year without a website WILLIAMSBURG, Virginia – On Thursday, the most cryptic and lauded publication on campusheld a press conference from its cavernous underground lair in Campus Center. The most surprising revelations were not about changes to the publication, but rather what will not The Botetourt Squat announced that it will continue to abstain from the 21st century towards the end of the conference. Editor-In-Chief and Eternal Warlord Leonard Snart ended his four-hour Mountain Dew binge to the press a variety of updates about the status of the Though most present were shocked by this revelation, Pub Council Executive Premier-In-Chief General Maggie Sawyer simply rolled her eyes. “Refusing to make a website is a key policy of the Squat,” she said. “They’ve refused website funding every year since their founding in 2011. One time we even gave it to them freely, since there’s so much demand for their content to be online, but they just According to Sawyer, legend has it that the Squat is a continuation of the William & Mary Luddite Society, a popular student organization in the 1850s. Pamela McNider, the official Botetourt Squat Historian and General Chronicler, could not comment in time for press, as she was still rowing herself back to campus from her home state of Florida. In a more intimate interview, Editor Snart revealed his own reason for refusing to digitize the publication. “Over the summer, I represented us at the annual ‘Fellas, is it ga*….’ Symposium in Gary, Indiana. When I raised the topic of bringing our fine institution online, through a popular referendum, making a Botetourt Squat website - a BotetourtSquat.com of sorts - does indeed fall into the category of “That Ga* Sh*t.” I may not be perfect or even good at my job, but even I would not attempt to argue with the findings of such respectable science. Now, then, you’re dismissed. I’m going to go light a cigar and play some