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tuesday throwback: let’s remember the time michael jordan sported a hitler mustache in this hanes commercial. michael jordan is the kind of person who can pretty much do whatever without being seriously questioned, because he’s michael jordan. but believe. this 2010 hanes ad is also amusing because of the jeff foxworthy-looking doofus who has a “bacon neck.” of course, in an ad from this fall that’s since been removed, a man and woman chatted in the at&t innovations lab. it came up that the woman made out with santa at the office holiday party, but that santa ghosted him. well, she apparently still emails santa. but she’s not. air new zealand’s christmas commercial features kids who are on santa’s na*ghty list. i’ve been getting an oddly large amount of views from new zealand lately, so here’s an cute christmas ad from new zealand. santa’s see elvis anderson in detention somewhere in new zealand, and elvis discovers that he’s on the na*ghty list, along with his detention chums. so they decide to do something. they end up holding a summit, with children worldwide who are on the na*ghty list. amazingly, all the children converge on new zealand, and “the summit of na*ghty kids” begins. they decide to do good deeds to tip their favor back to the nice side. except for the usa kid, a clear donald trump parody with a red “make christmas great again” hat, who claims that elvis then takes the mic and announces that new zealand promises to do all their chores, spend less time on their phones, and be nicer to time walking through a holiday market. also, thomas middleditch takes a little gi*l’s popcorn without asking. how rude!. taco bell’s rolled chicken tacos are back, much to the delight of this instagram boyfriend. made their triumphant yearly return. the guy in this ad is an “instagram boyfriend.” he takes shots of his gi*l all over the world, with all different kinds of poses. but now that rolled chicken tacos are back, his hands are tied and conflict is a-brewin’. seems