Emmelinepeachesreviews.com Website Review

As I was sitting to write this Wednesday’s post it suddenly occurred to me that this will be the last mid-week musing that I commit to my blog before Christmas.  That’s very surreal.  Where did the year go? I’m not entirely sure. Still, I suppose that’s to be expected. Oh baby, talk flirty to me.  No, not the cheesy, overdone, and often questionable lines of a heterose*ual nightclub. I’m thinking 3.5 inches worth of ABS plastic and silicone, with vibrations so impressive that they more than justify its 29.99 retail tag.  I’m talking the Pillow Talk Flirty, brought to us by the masterminds at… Get it. Then thank me later. End of review.  Okay, y’all know I’m not going to leave things there, but I’ve probably given away my general opinions about this product with those initial three sentences, so there’s no point in playing things coy for the rest of The droning intro of a guitar starts things up followed by the drums coming in and the song starting. Everyone in the club dances in a mellow manner to the introductory lyrics, swaying their hips and preparing for the main event. Some people shout to their drunken