Gentlemantoker.com Website Review

Let Gentleman Toker be your Guide to Cannabis in Washington, DC! I've spent the past year hunting through the wide selection of marijuana available in our Nation's Capital following the pas*age of Initiative 71 to help you find the very best. And write about slime monsters. All views presented here are my own to help out my fellow patients and misanthropic lycanthropes. Ok, ok, but there are rules! Pay attention! Just cuz it’s Christmas Eve doesn’t mean the Gentleman’s gonna leave you hangin, baby! We’re still doing a free weed giveaway this week. In fact, we’re gonna do it big! This Friday, the Gentleman is giving out a FREE QUARTER-OUNCE of flowers to not one, not two, but with in-laws and other people’s children more tolerable, friends. Stock up now! Don’t go emailing me at ten o’clock on Christmas Eve asking where the weed’s at! I’ll be on the roof staking out Saint Nick… shutdown’ thingy y’all were worried about. See, a wall is an incredibly dumb idea that only fills the pockets of ol’ Donny’s contracting buddies. But if you take those $5 Bs and you invest ’em in additional Border Patrol agents,… Ah, another government shutdown looms. What could be more fun than A Christmas Purge? It’ll be just like Fortnite IRL! Plus I’ve already got my own dance! But I can’t show you til the patent is approved, Epic ain’t jackin’ this sweet GT joint like they did have backed the sleigh up with more so many gifts to share with all the ad*lts 21+ who have been so very, very good this year! And you Platinum Kush! Available today from our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds, falalalalala. I keep trying to play the song in my head but I only do*nloaded the Flintstones commercial version, apparently, cuz… This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery & pick-up fave PuffPuff DC! All you have to do for your chance to win a FREE QUARTER-OUNCE of flowers is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out