Goat2bekidding.com Website Review

i bid you welcome to my blog. first off - i'm not a goat. or am i? lol - welcome to my sense of humour! it's dark in here! of course i'm not a goat. that would be preposterous. for a start, how would i type - a goat has hooves, not the fingers required to operate yes, yes - i'm sure there are one or two smarty pants out there screaming, voice recognition software! think about what you just said for a moment, you raving lunatic. yes, that's right - a goat can't speak! you're crazy if you even considered that option! there will be no more of it on this blog. this is a respectable place, for respectable people - i'll have no common riff-raff here. take that as a warning. i've got friends who could turn you into a toad if i implored them to! i'm joking again, lol - as if somebody could turn a human into a toad! remember i said i had a dark sense of humour? (a few lines up) well, you just got it from both barrels! i'm going to stop writing now. i've ran out of things to say, and my landlady and good friend, mrs g, has cooked me a lamb chop with mint sauce and a side of roast potatoes. i wouldn't eat lamb if i was a goat, would i? lol. it wouldn't be clas*ed as cannibalism though - i just wanted to get that out there. enjoy my blog, and sign up for my newsletter if you can be bothered. (it's on the right) (or below if you're on your phone) it's somewhere, for heaven's sake! you'll know it when you see it. i can't be expected to take people by the hand and teach them how to navigate a simple what about that last 1%, though? that one tiny fire that may have been deliberately started for a cause greater than most people could ever begin to imagine. a cause so powerful it overrules the norms of societal expectations and invokes law-breaking actions in otherwise i lay awake last night wrestling with this dilemma. not that i’ve set fire to anything recently – perish the thought! of course i. just having a bowl of water at an outdoor party! (plot twist - it's gin!)