Grandmaslump.com Website Review

I'm closing out the festivities for the year with my version of everyone's favorite party game -- feel free to quote it at your New Oh yeah, this makes me warm just thinking about it.. I'm looking around, hoping no one notices me at my table. I'm typing this in the public library. It might be hard, even embarras*ing, trying to account for my flushed look OR the uneasy shifting in my chair, trying not to bump into the lower part of the desk. Keep it up like this, I could make next year's list. But, no, di*ty old men didn't make this year's list. There's something wrong with their trying too hard, one surmises; they're overlooked out of spite I've been thinking a long time who would make the list, so I'm sure I've got it right. By the way, the list is in no particular order, You could argue they want to be a good role model for the kid, they want to spend quality time with the kid, or a dozen different idiotic things that depend on innocent motives. Don't be fooled! Dads have two basic interests, fooling the wife and impressing the ladies. Of course the wife always has her suspicions. At some level she knows her husband's devious mind. She knows he's into these fantasies. But even That's one husband who's purely overse*ed and looking for more. He doesn't mind being a little cold if it means he'll be snuggling up CLOWNS -- I grew up liking clowns. Before movies wrongly portrayed them as psychos and killers, the exact opposite of a few clowns I've known. But even I know that to clas*ify clowns as overse*ed is 100% accurate. Let's set aside the negative spin they've gotten as killers and psychos. The only thing I'm interested in is how overse*ed they are. I think it's obvious. Look how defensive they are. Face paint and costumes are clearly an attempt to hide their true person and motives. Talk about wearing your diagnosis on your sleeve! The big flouncy costume, the face pain, the tiny hats and flowers; you have to be aware there's a real person hiding under all that. No doubt someone