Herlifeontheveg.com Website Review

and this is how my blog is revitalized. i experienced a drought in my life. my desire to write shriveled. i did not entirely lose myself, docu*entation of my neuroses, eccentricities, imperfections, lame puns & other rad bullsh*t i did what any smart gi*l would do: 1) cry on the toilet 2) take a bad as* selfie 3) leave all that sh*t where it belongs– in the public becoming healthy is the most unhealthy thing i’ve ever done. low blood pressure. check. no diseases. check. normal cholesterol. check. photo of ri bread freshman year of college in her natural habitat i am an expert when it comes to going hard. especially in the summer. woot woot. you are all addicts. & to deny that statement of mine is exactly what an addict would do. caught ya. i like your bra-zeal. this blog post might change your life. hence might. hence zeal. hence ur mom. yes, i am here today, as a long-time hopeless romantic with an astoundingly low success rate, to hand over some guaranteed to work from mexico to vegas– yuh i am not dead bi*ches believe it or not. i’d like to dedicate this post to the nine dudes i humiliated myself in front of. thank you for taking one for the team & i apologize if it it’s been since february. wut wuuuutttt iz dis??? i am back & here to stay!!!!!! woooot woot. this doggo is about to drive the truck hahahah now don’t be stressed yuh silly goose this is too funny to be stressed like imagine if you. came upon this little piece i scrambled up in the notes on my phone a while back– oh ri. first impressions are everything. but are they really? what about last impressions? what about the impression you made last night when you strolled into the party? champagne glas* resting in your hand. shoulders back. posture straight. graceful gestures. delicate smile & seven snazzy resolutions that will magically alter you into a rad individual. sick. well, once again you are getting a glimpse inside the notes on my severely cracked iphone. i did what any smart gi*l would do: 1) cry on the toilet 2) take a bad as* selfie 3) leave all that sh*t where it belongs– in the public