Make-evelyn-canonically-gay-brad.tumblr.com Website Review

fu*k evelyn, marry helen, (please don’t kill me i refuse to type the last part out) They said kill but they never said what to kill with, so i propose you kill voyd with kindness, which as we all know is a metaphor that does short gi*ls seeing the “if you want jeans with pockets, just shop in the men’s department!” post short curvy gi*ls trying to find a man with similar proportions to steal his pants If there’s anything worth living for, it’s kittens trying to imitate their moms. it happens so they just ,,, look at each other for a moment before changing the subject…and then it happens again cooking dinner with the one you love while they wrap their arms around you. taking quick kiss breaks in between folding fresh laundry. washing each other’s hair in the shower. giggling and rolling around in the fresh sheets you both just finished putting on. dusting while showing off your latest dance moves and having your sweetheart show off their vocals. it’s so comforting to have someone that you just enjoy making a home with. because chores done with someone you love isn’t such a chore we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?  I don’t own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please don’t lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works