Piethecreator.tumblr.com Website Review

hey people! i am pie the creator, please call me pie cause pie is awesome. my profile pic is by the wonderful renrink. i am not the best the delivery of these lines is better than anything else i’ve ever seen . me trying to figure out the distance between places and how long it’ll take a character to get there in a society that travels mostly. what i do is determine about how many miles the distance is, after that i look up two european cities that are about that far apart, and holy sh*t my dude! why you gotta blow my mind like this!? source: kisaheart (maybe click on this to see it better, it does not look great scaled down on my dash) this reminds me of that scene in frozen, with olaf. “oh look, i have been impaled.” i believe that either papyrus or sans would 100% survive being casually impaled by a jutting crystal and would absolutely say, “oh papyrus would then try to make it look cool, or like he did it on purpose, while sans would probably just, idk let the crystal take his weight and fall asleep on it because hey, being impaled is a good excuse to get time off, right? one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly foreground: character is talking about how they pride themselves on being a good parent background: character’s 3 year old son starts a car and speeds off 15 years ago, if you claimed your phone was spying on you for advertisements or other purposes you would be a conspiracy theorist. this made me so fu*king angry i have to inflict it on all of you.