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In the year 2019 can we please stop acting like Chaotic Neutral is the only “cool” character alignment? There is no such thing as a “boring” character alignment, only an alignment you haven’t utilized creatively. Archfey DMs: One of your adventures is at a masquerade. Has character voices and multiple-paragraph backstory for every NPC you meet. Dragon DMs: One of your party is going to die, absolutely. No character voices, only yelling. Loot is very, very good. Goblin DMs: Going to throw gold coins at you when unsure what else to do. Encounters are twelve ¼ CR enemies. Most likely to have a NPC Lich DMs: You thought were done with that storyline but not so fast. Don’t touch that, it’s probably cursed. Dry sense of humor. Mimic DMs: Amazing voice range and skill. Dungeons feature multiple dead-ends. Plot of campaign stolen wholesale from stories they like. Vampire DMs: Is going to use your backstory and make you regret it. Will let you seduce the villains. Ravenloft campaign. Coming up with theories about the D&D campaign you’re in and then telling your DM what your theories are like Rather then being repelled, vampires are driven into a culinary rage by garlic, and spend the next 1d6 rounds punching the dish in I nearly got away with making a vampire cannon with garlic. So my DM said that the garlic “repelled the vampires” so I stopped the session to ask some questions. Did he mean vampires literally got pushed back at the first smell of garlic? Yes, he said. He sealed his fate as I then asked if the force of repulsion was additive or multiplicative. He said the latter with a confused tone, probably not sure where I was going with it. I then put two and a half years of mechanical engineering schooling to work creating a vampire cannon. Put a mask on the vampire so they can’t smell the two hundred cloves of garlic right next to them. Remove mask, boom, you My DM still hates me for breaking the physics of his universe. Source: probablybadrpgideas