Smurk.wordpress.com Website Review

it’s that time of year: self-reflection, family drama, holiday shopping, oh my… i know, at least for me, the holidays sharply show how different my life is not because it’s all there is, but because of how those moments defined by grace woke up to a really strange dream…and was grateful it wasn’t true! you draft something quickly and casually, something that sounds like what you’d say in normal conversation. this is when you should stop in the as*. you may say, “hey, i’ve got this. i’m an ad*lt, and i can write a text all by myself just by being natural and alright, if you say so… but remember that last time, right after your finger hit the un-undoable send bu*ton and your panicked second-guessing co-opted any otherwise normal mental functions to drive you to the brink of insanity? mmhmm. welcome, friend. and before 1. less is more. unless you’re omitting so much information that you’re incomprehensible–or have a penchant for really heinous. 5. provide as much info as you expect in return. when in doubt, refer to rule #1. 6. limit a text or series of texts to one question only, particularly in the earliest stages of dating. 7. know your intended dating outcome and draft accordingly. (and for the love of god, be honest with yourself about what you’re looking for, and preferably be honest with them as well, just not via text message…necessarily. see rule #2 for clarification.) hint: anyone can send a nip-pic. thanks for that one, comedy central. 9. ask a more experienced dater friend to proofread and edit. your friend should be on your side with docu*ented success in your intended dating outcome area. and be very, very wary of group text consultations. cooks:kitchens::well-meaning friends:your texting extensively an*lyzing the conversation and anticipating social conventions to craft the perfect set-up text? because it only counts as manipulation if you freak out when they don’t respond correctly!! … jk, folks. take a chill pill, write what you’re gonna write, and