Thekoala.org Website Review

This School has had enough god da*n pixie-faggots as President. We don’t need more homose*ual who su*ks the di*ks (sorry for the But on to his policy. It’s all Bologne, in an exclusive interview, Kevin stated, > As Presidentess, I am going to thrust for a universal cu*posting > system, a more vigorous recycling program, move our school towards As our interview progressed, we realized a critical flaw in Kevin’s campaign; this flamestrider is still a fu*king virgin. We immediately left the interview and drowned what we had heard in a kiddie-pool full of our finest bi*ches. Kevin Bologne is a limp no-go. Even when erect he only rocks 3 and a half inches, not enough to stick it up Khosla’s as*, proving his Kiara Gomez embodies the values of the Koala. She has fully come out in support of our free speech values and will be a champion for not only the use of but also the distribution of crack cocaine, finally annihilating the war on drugs and helping out our loving black student union. Furthermore, we can not be more proud of her campaign’s three very virtuous pillars. Kiara believes that an engaged Triton community is a fun Triton community. That’s why she see’s wants to see a few changes on how we can better involve ourselves in the San Diego community, > It is crucial to situate ourselves and the university as members of > the San Diego community. Following the motto of students helping > students, I aim to establish a brothel consisting of student leaders > across San Diego county colleges in order to find like-minded > individuals to push for policy that will as*ist students > with access to more hand jobs and affordable se*. This is critical at a university like UCSD, with pu*sies such as Kevin Bologne. > create a culture where AS serves as a resource for drugs and > alcohol. I aim to create more initiatives via a cross-campus > dealership, that works to engage students on more access to cocaine, > less police activity, or questions they may have regarding roofies.