Theuserisdrunk.com Website Review

your website should be so simple, a drunk person could use it. i'll get very drunk, and then review your website. i'll send you my screencast; you'll get a video of me, as a new user, and as a designer one of the core tenets of ux is that you've got to design like the user is drunk. any feature of your site has to be able to be used by someone who could be drunk - because, invariably, the user will mess it up otherwise. wonderful idea. the thing is, it is hard to test. the unexpected value of a professional developer drunk testing your web design the user is drunk for years, now; and while the initial few months were a heady ride, i have a much more sober relationship to alcohol than i used to. one of the things i learned is that my review will be worse than useless if i am not having a good time the night i review it. i'll feel bad for underperforming, you'll feel bad for having a stressed, depressed drunkard on the line, and no one's knowledge of ux and the world is improved. so, i've made a few rules. one: i never drink alone. that means i need to ask friends whether they're up for a night out. i normally pay for their drinks, too. two: i never schedule in a rush. that means that i now commit to a general two-week improved before hand - because the newness of looking at your website without knowing those things, while drunk, is something i can't replicate later. that having been said, letting me know that you want me to try signing up, or buying something, is totally ok. send along up to five or so instructions if you have them. my review will generally be around 20 minutes long while drunk. if you want more than that, let me know, and we can probably work something out for a longer review, although i'll try to weigh whether or not i can still see the i also review websites from a ux perspective while sober. if you're interested in that, get in touch. of liability: i will ensure that i drink responsibly. i take all blame if i accidentally do. i will ensure that i do not endanger anyone else