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see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all. THERE’S A NAME FOR GI*LS WHO SHOOT GUNS, RIDE FOUR WHEELERS AND LISTEN TO COUNTRY…. when i was a little kid, i didn’t care for movies. my parents always admonished me for sitting too close to the screen or fidgeting too much, so i turned to books instead. when i was four, i tried to watch the first harry potter movie. i absolutely loved it, but it wasn’t enough for me. i had to get my hands on that book. the teachers at pre-school said it was a horrible idea, but i read the first two books then came kindergarten. the teachers scolded my parents for letting me bring novels to school. “she can’t possibly understand them,” they said. so they gave me tests on the books. i made perfect scores on all of them. i preferred books to movies and television; movies so, they marked me down as a “gifted child.” they tested my IQ and everything. i was the perfect student, in their eyes. i sat in the one day after school, i ran up to my mother and hugged her. then, i turned my head and saw my mother walking towards me. i looked up at the woman i had hugged. “you’re not my mother,” i said, astutely. blind without glas*es. not ideal for anyone, especially a six year old. all my life until that point, people thought i must be some sort of brilliant prodigy, eschewing television and movies for more intellectual pursuits, but actually i just couldn’t fu*king see lol ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fu*king. just fu*king turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog Okay I’ve literally reblogged this prob a hundred times but it’s the best post ever so here we are again. this has over a million notes and ive n e v e r seen it before what corner of tumblr did this crawl out from? omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fu*king around and my brother was pretending to be a