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Climate change, politics, Star Wars, and occasional Disney Princesses. I don't know what's going on anymore, but I'm cool with So I wasn’t able to go home for Christmas this year but my family let me play White Elephant via telephone and i picked a small Christmas bag with a scratch off ticket taped to the front. Inside the bag was a picture of two hermit crabs. Turns out the whole gift was two LIVE crabs with the tank and all the things I need to take care of them so I guess I now own hermit crabs for some reason??? What the fu*k???? I don’t know DI*K about hermit crabs. Update: I love them. I’ve been doing so much research and everyone I talk to is like “oh I only kept them alive for like 4 months” but I am fu*king determined to keep these guys alive for years. Like, these crabs will inherit my fu*king estate I swear to god. I’ve been obsessed about proper diet and temperature and I’m gonna go buy them stuff to climb on I’m so pumped. Okay so I started to build them a super sick climbing tower out of legos and I hope they like it. This is Jason Momoa before he moved into some new shell real estate Those are some very handsome crabs, they are lucky to have such a dedicated guardian If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every sh*thead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some Hello, world! I’m fat. I look good. That’s all, thank you. Greetings, friends. If you are fat, you also look good. Okay, good bye. Thin people, you are welcome to reblog this to let your fat friends know they are phenomenal how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid sh*t I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity