Unicornbutterwomen.com Website Review

you have arrived on the tastiest site on the internet.  unicorn bu*ter women is your home for p*rnicorns. enjoy your visit.  subscribe (over in the left side bar) via email or rss to get fresh servings.  tell your friends.  tell your enemies.  especially tell women who get all worked up over se*ist behaviour. kick your as*. you need chycks who can kick your as*. you adore chycks who can kick your as*. and you need your as* kicked by a chyck. … than a dish that is tasty of form and mind.  thanks to the magic of the internet a wide selection of unicorn bu*ter women are just waiting some months ago i was walking in down town fort collins behind a hot chyck.  i vaguely knew this gi*l as she works at a place that i drop by now and then.  she has hippie tendencies but does shave … continue reading → greetings unicorn fans.  after a long day of herding unicorns (an activity almost as trying as herding cats) a guy needs to relax with a cold beer and a warm woman.  that has almost nothing to do with today’s ubw.  … continue reading → p*rnicorn caroline trentini here i am finished up a viewing of brave new world (the 1980 3 hour movie) and thinking about p*rnicorns.  why?  ‘cause all the alpha and beta women in this movie are cute, bouncy and dumb as … continue reading → first relevant news is that i’m firing up the blog again.  for those of you who don’t have a blog – that is to say, for those of unicorn news issue 2 no i haven’t been around this week.  yup.  slacking again.  time is short, the day is nice, i need to be outside. .. so i’m getting right to it. lilo, aka lindsay aka lindsay … continue reading → p*rnicorn stacy keibler way back in the day on my old website i had the stacy keibler shrine.  that one page (a page of nothing but photos of stacy keibler) got more hits in one day than the entire rest … continue reading → i’m hanging out here watching machete by robert rodriguez.  it’s a pretty da*n kick-as* movie which i’m gonna tell you ya should