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Designer. Foodie. Los Angeles via San Diego. Young the Giant's #1 fan. If you don't know who that is, then we are wasting our time here. Someone please buy a house in this neighborhood so I can slang keurig cocoa in your driveway during the holidays (@ Christmas Card Lane I guess I’ll have to put that money towards a new Calphalon baking sheet! This photo of Ray in the socks I gave him pretty much sums up the rest of my Christmas vacation (sorry for revealing your secret shame!) NOTE TO SELF: 16-year-old artists have 16-year-old fans.  I’ll spare you the video and instead post this studio recording of my favorite Billie Eilish song (devoid of screaming te*ns in the > When you call my name, do you think I’ll come running? > You never did the same, so good at giving me nothing FYI I can only eat pasta when it’s prepared tableside in a cheese wheel now. One year, we’re getting kicked out of bars downtown, and the next we’re staying in on a Saturday night with the kids (none of which Christine’s going to murder me for posting this LOL. Hopefully her three kids keep her too busy to ever read this thing! Posty’s my guilty pleasure, but I didn’t realize how much I listened to the dulcet tones of Shawn Mendes. Spotify’s really out > She is messy, but she’s kind > She is lonely most of the time I mean what, I don’t know anything about te*nage vampire sagas. Alicia and I drank our way through their holiday co*ktail list. The blood orange pom fireball sangria tastes like Christmas in your mouth! It’s def going on the menu for any and all future holiday spreads. After the most stressful day at work, I decided to chalk this day up as a loss and go straight to bed. When I got home, my new memory foam mattress was waiting outside my door! It was in a box so big, I had to bend time and space (and my back!) to get it into my apartment. Now I’m just waiting for it to rise and get firm, so I can get on top of it and go to sleep with a smile on my face. What else is new…